IT JOKES

1.  Patient: Doctor, I need your help, I'm addicted to checking my Twitter!

     Doctor: I'm so sorry, I don't follow 🤭

2.  How many programmers does it take to change a bulb?

     Ans: None, that's a Hardware problem 🤔

3.  Why is that programmers always confuse Halloween with Christmas?

     Because, 31 OCT = 25 DEC

4.  Two bytes meet. The first asks, "Are you ill?"

     Second byte replies," No, Just feeling a bit off".

5.  There are 1 0 types of people in the world: 

     Those who understand binary, and those who don't. 

6.  What is the biggest lie in the entire universe?

     Ans: " I have read and agree to the terms and conditions "  

7.  99 little bugs in the code, 99 little bugs 

     Take one down, patch it around,

     Result: 117 little bugs on the code!

 

-Soorya Kumar m h II BCA B