December 31, 2016

IT Jokes

1. What did the spider do on the compute ? 
Ans: Made a website

2. What did the computer do at lunch time ? 

Ans: Had a byte!

3. What does a baby computer call his father ? 

Ans: Data !

4. Why did the computer keep sneezing ?
Ans: It had a virus !

5. What is a virus ? 

Ans: A terminal illness

6. Why was the computer cold ?
Ans :It left its windows open !

7. Why was there a bug in the computer ?
Ans :Because it was looking for a byte to eat !

8. What do you get when you cross a computer and a life guard ?
Ans: A screen saver !

Naveena Kumar S.

Department of Computer Science

Vivekananda college, Puttur D.K

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